Hey look at that.  It's been a few years since my last update.

A lot has happened.  And yet also--so little.

I hereby decree that when I am making observance of the Discordian tradition of violating Discordian tradition by eating a hot dog bun on a Friday that I may use a piece of bread in lieu of a hot dog bun because it's easier for me to keep those in stock as they're multi-use.

P.S. If your mouse or touchpad buttons get swapped in Windows, this might be cure you've been looking for:
https://www.majorgeeks.com/content/page/how_to_fix_windows_mouse_buttons_reversed.html